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I had so much fun with you tonight! I'm so glad we were able to connect on tinder. I'm getting really horny and I'd love to fool around with you, it's just I ate so much! I'm sooo bloated. It's kinda weird to admit, but I'm feeling really gassy. I can't believe I'm even telling you this on our first date- How embarrassing!! It turns out that farts really turn you on and you ask me to fart in your face. I feel a little weird about it- I've never had this type of request before, but I agree to give it a shot. I'm so full of gas and I pump blast after blast into your face and mouth. You get a big hard boner and jerk off to my tooting butthole, loving each sweet hot blast.